At this point, if you’re a conservative politician or an outspoken celebrity and you haven’t featured in a controversial kissing mural, what are you even doing with your life (see: Kanye, The Berlin Wall).
Today in Kissing Mural News, the Lithuanian capital city of Vilnius can now lay claim to the most recent addition to the cause with a street mural depicting Donald Trump macking on with Russian president Vladimir Putin turning up on the side of a restaurant.
“This graffiti expresses the fear of some Lithuanians that Donald Trump is likely to kowtow to Vladimir Putin and be indifferent to Lithuania’s security concerns,” Associate professor of the Institute of International Relations and Political Science in Vilnius University, Kestutis Girnius, told AFP. “Trump has notoriously stated that Putin is a strong leader, and that NATO is obsolete and expensive.”
A mural of Kanye kissing Kanye in the Sydney suburb of Chippendale. (Hugh Peterswald/Pacific Press/LightRocket/Getty Images) Source: Getty Images
The owner admiring the street art outside his restaurant. (PETRAS MALUKAS/AFP/Getty Images) Source: Getty Images
Trump and Putin couldn’t be reached for comment but some of their out of context quotes have been helpful in gaining an insight into their thoughts, concerns, and erotic feelings possibly regarding the mural.
“Robert Pattinson should not take back Kristen Stewart,” Trump wildly exclaimed. “She cheated on him like a dog and will do it again – just watch. He can do much better!”
“Sometimes it is necessary to be lonely in order to prove that you are right,” Putin retorted.
Trump digressed. “I have so many fabulous friends who happen to be gay, but I am a traditionalist.”
“I would like to draw your attention to the fact that in Russia, unlike in one third of the world's countries, being gay is not a crime,” Putin reassured.
Well Trump wasn’t going to be outdone. “I’ve said if Ivanka weren’t my daughter, perhaps I’d be dating her.”
Regarding his kissing partner Trump, Putin was coyly cryptic. “In the modern world, those who are weak will get unambiguous advice from foreign visitors which way to go and what policy course to pursue.”
To top it all off, “You know, it really doesn’t matter what (the media) write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass,” Trump concluded.
And with that, Trump and Putin became the best will-they-won’t-they relationship since Ross and Rachel.
On the 'gender' card: "The only card [Hillary Clinton] has is the woman's card. She's got nothing else to offer..." Source: AAP
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